两个女孩同时看上了一个男孩,女人之间的战争又是怎样的呢?且看怎么说。
Cast
Angela
Ivy
Peggy
Lucy
Yu-ting
Ithca
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Scene I 购物场景
(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)
Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.
Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.
Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.
Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me.
Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!
Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?
Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine.
Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you.
Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you.
Peggy: But I’m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.
Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.
Peggy: You’re so mean.
Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)
Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.
Lucy: Me too!
(Now the war of these two women begins)
Scene II 两个女人在男人周围
(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )
Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy.
I’ll be a good girlfriend.
Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)
Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.
Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming!
Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.
Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday.
Andy: Ok!
Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?
Andy: Sure!
Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I’m so lucky!
Scene III 偶遇
(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.
Peggy: No! Don’t listen to her. Listen to me.
Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!
Peggy: You liar. She’s my good friend!
Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren’t you?
Peggy& Lucy: No!
Bonnie: What happened between you?
Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy. She stole my boyfriend.
Lucy: Nonsense. He’s my lover.
Bonnie: Stop it! It’s no use quarreling about it. You should have a talk. Don’t hurt your friendship over a guy. Friendship is precious. (Peggy & Lucy leave)
Scene IV 院奇遇
(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)
Peggy& Lucy: You…….
Lucy: Why are you here?
Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.
(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)
Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!
Peggy& Lucy: She…., you……
Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let’s go!
Scoundrel: Don’t move! Give me your money.
Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!
Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won’t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!
Andy: Calm down, sir. I’ll give you all the money I have. Don’t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.
Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?
Peggy: We’re just girls!
Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?
Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let’s go!
(They leave angry.)
Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength.
Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)
Scoundrel: Wait!
Andy: Why did you turn back?
Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy’s money)
Scene V
Peggy: I’m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….
Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I’m feeling so sorry, too.
Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right?
Lucy: Right! Then, let’s go eat. It’s my treat!
Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea! Let’s go.
(Allen shows up.)
Allen: Hi, baby!
(Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)
Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.
(Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Let go of your hands.
Peggy: He is mine!
Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine.
Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?
Lucy: You do, too.
Peggy: He’s mine!
Lucy: He’s mine!
Peggy: He’s mine!
Lucy: He’s mine!
Allen: Shut up! I don’t like girls!
Lucy: What?
Peggy: You’re lying. I can’t believe it.
Allen: Actually…….
(Andy appears.)
Allen: Oh, honey!
Andy: Oh, baby! I’m sorry that I’m late!
Allen: Little bad fellow. Don’t be late next time.
Lucy: Andy?
Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?
Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)
Allen: Honey, they’re so weird. Don’t pay attention to them. Let’s go.
Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave)
Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right?
Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened?
Peggy: Maybe they are…..
Peggy& Lucy: Gay !!
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