《荆轲刺秦王》选自《战国策·燕策三》，记述了战国时期荆轲刺秦王这一悲壮的历史，同时也使用于的演出。
《荆轲刺秦王》英语剧本
旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home……
This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.
第一幕：Conspire(密谋)
太子丹(上，叹气)：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。 Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?
阿三：(毕恭毕敬)Just keep calm,please!Let me see!(盘坐在地。两手在头上画画如一休)(旁外音：当当当，砰!!)(阿三起)Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~(作杀状)Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ (淫笑)太子与阿三作流口水状.
太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent?
阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.
太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.
第二幕：tournament (比武)
西门吹雪(上台，摆出一幅酷式，手一张，一条纸带随风而下)
西 门 吹 雪
(Xi Men Chui Xue)
身高：190cm
Height: 190cm 最爱干的事情：聊qq
Favorite doing: chatting
战斗力：无限
War power: endless 最爱的颜色：黑色
Favorite color: black
武器：长剑
Weaponry: long sword 最爱喝的饮料：啤酒
Favorite drinks: beer
血型：O
Type of blood: O 最崇拜的人：小燕子，******
Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong
Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.
荆轲(抖嗦而上)站在一边，不敢出大气。
旁白：Competition begins.
荆轲(带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住)Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?
西门吹雪：Just come on.
荆轲：(又冲，停在西门吹雪面前)Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story?
西门吹雪：(不耐烦)what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?
荆轲(环视四周见无一人，便跪在西门吹雪面前，大哭)My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!
西门吹雪(大怒)I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life. (举剑刺向荆轲，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?
荆轲：T-o-i-l-e-t-?
西门吹雪：WC.
荆轲：W-C-?
西门吹雪：(急)茅厕!!Are you happy to hear such rude words?
荆轲：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.
西门吹雪下。
太子丹与阿三上，看见荆轲，大吃一惊，太子丹给阿三一个眼色，阿三会意。走至荆轲前。
阿三: What’s your name, please? Hero.
荆轲不屑一顾。
太子丹(毕恭毕敬)May I have your name, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
宁 在 花 下 死， 作 鬼 也 风 流。
Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost.
——快活魔王荆轲是也
Happy prince of the gost
太子丹(抱拳)：How do you do
荆柯：How do you do.
荆柯突欲走，太子丹给阿三一个眼色。
阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。
太子丹：You can gain a lot of things.
荆柯欲走又止。
太子丹(从衣兜里掏出一张卡片): Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.
荆柯正准备拿，但马上又止，转身又欲走
太子丹(慌了)：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang!
旁白：“大世界”响起
有一妖艳女子走上(男扮女装)，走到荆柯面前，给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。荆柯两眼发直。
太子丹与阿三(击掌)Yeah!
荆柯(站直，厉声道)：Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady……
太子丹：No problem.
第三幕：Say goodbye in Yishui River(易水别)
荆珂挽着那女子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿着地图，一手拿着人头上。
阿三：We have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.
太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further
荆珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me
太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king
荆珂(接过头，扔在一边。太子丹，阿三下，荆珂猛抱住妻子)：How can I express my feeling now? I don’t want to leave because I love you. Once I think I will kill Yingzheng . I can’t help rushing into W.C. you known. I don’t want to go. I don’t want to go.
妻子：Don’t worry. Do you still love me?
荆珂：Sure. I love you just like the mouse likes the rice. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, more than the whole world. You are the one I first kissed, and I hope you will be the last one.
妻子：Well. If you are still loving me. You should not make me sad Stand up like a man. Don’t be fearful. I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂：You must wait for me.
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
旁白：”I will be right here waiting for you” 响起
荆珂上船，渐渐远去，(歌落)
妻子：Hey! You want to come back, use your pig head, if you come back, the assurance that I bought about you will no use. Go to your doom. Never come back. (下)
第四幕：murdering (刺秦).
一大臣跑在前，一大臣紧随其后，跑了一圈，便上气不接下气。
大臣甲(掏出手机一看)：Hey, bad luck. I am late. The bonus of this month has been lost.
大臣乙：I am tired. I had been chatting on QQ until 1 o’ clock last night.
大臣乙(看了一下大臣甲)：Good. Good. Your skin is fine.
大臣甲：I use “ Da Bao” everyday.
大臣乙：I have heart the emperor of Yan again give our king some good things. Be quick, to have a look.
大臣甲：Come on
秦王上座，两个大臣各坐一边。
卫兵丙：“Can we begin?”
秦王“begin”
卫兵丙：“Let the people of Yan， Jingke come in”
荆柯上。跪下，吓得直发抖。
秦王：“Jingke. What’s wrong with you?”
荆柯：“Nothing. Nothing. May be there are lots of fleas on my body “.
秦王(不烦)：What’s the good things， quickly!”
荆柯献图，图穷匕首见，荆柯举刀刺秦，(旁白：Go Go Go Only Only响起)秦王摔倒，转身逃跑，其他人抱头趴在地上。
两个人围着大臣兜圈，过了一会儿……
大臣甲喊道：“Mr King, drink the milk quickly!”扔了一奶壶，秦王接住，咂了一下，顿时，力大无比，立刻将荆柯打倒在地。
秦王:Super rubbish, how dare you kill me?
荆柯:I'm sorry I'm wrong But the prince of Yan told me to。 Please forgive me!
秦王：You will never live again. What would you like to say?
荆柯：My lovely lady， Once there was a truest love put before my eyes ,but I didn't cherish it. Only after losing it .I found myself regretting. No pains in the world comes near this, if God Could give me another chance, I would say to the girl “I love you! “If there had to be a limit of time before the end of love. I hope it would be ten thousand years.
秦王(吼道)：Soldiers carry out and put the pig head on the wall!!
第五幕：Escape(逃跑)
二个卫兵拖着荆柯上，(手脚以被绑)将荆柯扔到一边。二人气喘吁吁，甲搜身。
卫兵甲：Bad luck. He has no money.
卫兵乙：Money?? You are joking! I have searched all his body, just two socks.
卫兵甲:What?? Two socks?
卫兵乙:Nothing. Nothing. (回头)Too dangerous.
卫兵甲:Put the socks out.
卫兵乙L极不情愿，拿出了一双大小不一的袜子
卫兵甲看了看，比了比。将长的装进了自己兜里，短的扔给了卫兵乙。
卫兵乙：Too brazen. (两人互看)Oh,no.It’s fair.
荆柯(抬起头)：I will give you much more money if you set me free.
二卫兵：Really? Where is the money?
荆柯指了指脚上的绳子。二卫兵会意，解开了绳子。
荆柯(站起来)：My brothers, I have a good idea. If you do it,you will get lots of money.
二卫兵：Oh,please tell it to us!
荆柯:You can tie another person instead of me to put to death. Only the king recognizes me but he won’t watch my death. So no one will find out the secret.
二卫兵：Good idea!!(竖指)
荆柯去一边的树林里，拿出两袋钱，扔给二卫兵便大步而去。二卫兵正指着钱，忽卫兵丙推自行车上。
二卫兵(双目相视，大笑，同声)：Good!!
两人一把抓住骑车人，只往下拉，车子扔在地上。
卫兵丙：What have I done? I haven’t done anything wrong. Oh,no no!!! Have I crime?
二卫兵(异口同声)：Maybe.大笑.(Yesterday once more 起)
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